Small Time Crooks

Small Time Crooks

They took a bite out of crime.

2000•1h 34m•6.4/10

ComedyCrime

Ratings

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6.4/10(730)

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

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Production

Sweetland Films, Jean Doumanian Productions

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

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Cast

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Ray

Tracey Ullman

Tracey Ullman

Frenchy

Michael Rapaport

Michael Rapaport

Denny

Tony Darrow

Tony Darrow

Tommy

Jon Lovitz

Jon Lovitz

Benny

Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant

David

Elaine May

Elaine May

May

Sam Josepher

Real Estate Agent

Lawrence Howard Levy

Dynamite Dealer

Brian Markinson

Brian Markinson

Cop

Steve Kroft

Steve Kroft

Himself

Elaine Stritch

Elaine Stritch

Chi Chi Potter

Carolyn Saxon

Carolyn Saxon

Candy Salesperson

Bill Gerber

Bill Gerber

Cookie Store Customer

Diane Bradley

Cookie Store Customer

Crystal Field

Cookie Store Customer

Cindy Carver

Cookie Store Customer

Laurine Towler

Laurine Towler

Cookie Store Customer

Olivia Hayman

Cookie Store Customer

Fanda Nikic

Cookie Store Customer

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