Gospel of Ted

Gospel of Ted

Ted Serious

Part of The Girl From Carolina Collection

2022•1h 36m

ComedyAdventureMystery

Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor is getting ready to leave South Carolina behind forever and start a new life in the Queen City - until her deadbeat husband exchanges all their hard-earned money for cryptocurrency at the behest of a shadowy cult figure, known only as Ted. Before her new life can begin, Ferra must dismantle Ted's legion of Apocalypse-preppers, restore her husband's sanity, and salvage what's left of her good name.

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Production

Well Dang! Productions

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

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Cast

Breanna Foister

Breanna Foister

Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor

Joe Worthen

Harry Shumway

Paul Kaufmann

Ted

Jesse Hamlin

Carther Graham

Seven James

Seven James

Palmer

Hiren Patel

Daniel

Jason Walter

Stephen

Jeff Benninghofen

Jeff Benninghofen

Hank

Ryan Adams

Sex Offender

Ty Rabideau

Mooky

Key Symone

Key Symone

Jenni

Malik “Big Leak” Smith

Jonathan

Anna Lynn Hollemann

Samantha

Tom Harrison

Bartender

Kathryn Ballou

Miss Nancy

Eric Martinez

Mark

Fred Rumler

Hoyt Slocum Sr.

Pilar Benjamin

Nurse

Jinna Kim

Naomi

Kellen Cuttance

The Recruiter

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