News of the Weird: Textilist Colonies

2023•10m•2.0/10

Comedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

2.0/10(1)

Elaine Baxandall reports on the odd sub-culture textilism, and asks several people about their thoughts on textilists, and the clothes they use to cover themselves.

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Production

Bare Oaks Family Naturist Park

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Samantha Graham

Elaine Baxandall

Ramona Salloum

Dr. Ungewitter

Royce Nettleton

News Anchor

Jorge Del Cid

Father Jorge

Sharmaine Hearn

Bistro Guest

David Clarke

Bistro Guest

Kim Lariviere-Baldelli

Beach Goer

Melissa Baldelli

Beach Goer

John-Dan Aitken

Van Driver

Shelley Clarke

Mother in Park

Alysha Annandale

Playing Child

Judy Mitchell

Store Customer

Stéphane Deschênes

Stéphane Deschênes

Man in Background (uncredited)

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