Long, Broad and Nearsight

Long, Broad and Nearsight

Part of Divadlo Járy Cimrmana (kolekce)

2007•1h 45m•8.7/10

Comedy

Ratings

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8.7/10(3)

The play itself tells the story of a harrowing journey aimed at restoring Princess Goldilocks’s feminine beauty—she had been enchanted by the evil giant Koloděj. In the first scene, Prince Jasoň arrives at the royal castle and discovers that his beloved bride—Princess Zlatovláska—has (thanks to Koloděj’s magic) a beard and a foot size of “45.” Jason decides to free Zlatovláska from the evil curse, and together with her, her royal father, and Bystrozrakým, he sets off to see Děd Vševěd for advice on how to deal with Koloděj. Watching everything from afar is Jasoň’s twin—the evil Prince Drsoň, who is preparing to intervene at the right moment and claim the princess for himself...

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Production

Česká televize, Originální Videojournal

Language

CS

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Petr Brukner

Petr Brukner

Goldilocks

Jan Hraběta

Jan Hraběta

King

Miloň Čepelka

Miloň Čepelka

Prince Jasoň

Miloň Čepelka

Miloň Čepelka

Prince Drsoň

Jan Kašpar

Jan Kašpar

Wise Old Man

Zdeněk Svěrák

Zdeněk Svěrák

Clever-eyesighted

Václav Kotek

Václav Kotek

Wayfarer

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