Line Up and Lay Down

Line Up and Lay Down

70s Eurotrash sex comedy

Part of Q Collection

1973•1h 4m•3.0/10

ComedyRomance

Ratings

🎬TMDb

3.0/10(8)

Erotic comedy about an incorrigible womanizer whose lecherous love life becomes too much to handle. Things culminate when his jealous friends arrange for his fiancee and his mistresses to meet him at the same time.

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Production

Naxos Film, SND

Language

FR

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Malisa Longo

Malisa Longo

Christa

Philippe Gasté

Philippe Gasté

Gilles Pilar

Anne Libert

Anne Libert

Juliette

Karine Jeantet

Karine Jeantet

Françoise

Monique Vita

Monique Vita

Monique

Pierre Danny

Max

Christian Duroc

Claude Mouret

Jean Roche

Xavier Monfort

Mimma Biscardi

Mimma Biscardi

Barbara

Michèle Perello

Michèle Perello

La secrétaire de Claude

Laurence Badie

Laurence Badie

Suzette, la première secrétaire de Gilles

Anne-Marie Coffinet

Anne-Marie Coffinet

La secrétaire de Xavier

Richard Darbois

Richard Darbois

Jean-Pierre

Jean Droze

Jean Droze

Eugène, l'acheteur aux chiens

Philippe Dumat

Philippe Dumat

Le père de Gilles

Lita Recio

Lita Recio

La mère de Gilles

Antoine Marin

Antoine Marin

Monsieur Jo, le mari de Monique

Fred Pasquali

Fred Pasquali

Lulu la Bricole

Marie-France Morel

Marie-France Morel

Barbara, la maîtresse tantrique de Xavier

Guy Piérauld

Guy Piérauld

Le propriétaire de l'appartement vide

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