Massage Parlor '73

Massage Parlor '73

Around the world, one massage parlor at a time!

1972•1h 27m•2.7/10

Comedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

2.7/10(6)

It’s love at first sight when a handsome journalist gets a massage from a beautiful masseuse. But when he discovers she’s left for a job in an unknown country, he sets off on an adventure that takes him around the globe, one massage parlor at a time!

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Production

Transatlantic Films

Language

DE

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Lukas Ammann

Lukas Ammann

Maurice

Felix Franchy

Per

Elisabeth Volkmann

Elisabeth Volkmann

Sonja

Ingrid Steeger

Ingrid Steeger

Mai Ling Shan

Mai Ling Shan

Nipa

Michel Jacot

Michel Jacot

Bronski

Rosl Mayr

Rosl Mayr

Helene Herz

Josef Moosholzer

Josef Moosholzer

Steuerfahnder

Maria Raber

Claire

Dagobert Walter

Mark

Astrid Boner

Astrid Boner

Georgia Dillans

Rainer Fischer

Hasso Preiß

Steve Wyatt

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