Jesus Loves Me

Jesus Loves Me

2012•1h 40m•5.5/10

Comedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

5.5/10(56)

A girl who always tends to fall in love with the wrong guy meets one who believes the world is coming to an end next Tuesday.

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Production

UFA Filmproduktion GmbH, ZDF

Language

DE

Status

Released

Release Date

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Cast

Florian David Fitz

Florian David Fitz

Jeshua

Jessica Schwarz

Jessica Schwarz

Marie

Hannelore Elsner

Hannelore Elsner

Sylvia

Henry Hübchen

Henry Hübchen

Gabriel

Michael Gwisdek

Michael Gwisdek

Gott

Palina Rojinski

Palina Rojinski

Svetlana

Peter Prager

Peter Prager

Werner

Nicholas Ofczarek

Nicholas Ofczarek

Satan

Marc Ben Puch

Marc Ben Puch

Sven

Christine Schorn

Christine Schorn

Alte

Johannes Allmayer

Johannes Allmayer

Kellner

Dorothea Walda

Dorothea Walda

Rentnerin

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