Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

The Power of Jesus Impales You!

2001•1h 25m•4.9/10

ActionComedyHorror

Ratings

🎬TMDb

4.9/10(114)

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

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Production

Odessa Filmworks Inc.

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Trailers & Videos

Cast

Phil Caracas

Jesus Christ

Murielle Varhelyi

Maxine Schreck

Maria Moulton

Mary Magnum

Tim Devries

Father Eustace

Ian Driscoll

Johnny Golgatha

Josh Grace

Dr. Praetorious

Tracy Lance

Gloria Oddbottom

Glen Jones

Father Alban

Mike Funk

Danny Sabbath

Lucky Ron

Blind Jimmy Leper

Jeff Moffet

Santos

Ivan Freud

Narrator

Erica Murton

Maggie

Alex Godin

Father Avellino

Shelly Pederson

Woman Blessed on the Beach

Thetis Bernard

Beach Vampire #1

Adel Croteau

Beach Vampire #2

Karen Friis

Dancing Angel #1

Marlene Friis

Dancing Angel #2

Guen Douglas

Dancing Angel #3

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