Lesbian Vampire Killers

Lesbian Vampire Killers

After Twilight, The Real Party Starts.

2009•1h 26m•5.2/10

HorrorComedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

5.2/10(414)

With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

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Production

AV Pictures

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

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Cast

James Corden

James Corden

Fletch

Mathew Horne

Mathew Horne

Jimmy

MyAnna Buring

MyAnna Buring

Lotte

Paul McGann

Paul McGann

Vicar

Silvia Colloca

Silvia Colloca

Carmilla

Emer Kenny

Emer Kenny

Rebecca

Vera Filatova

Vera Filatova

Eva

Lucy Gaskell

Lucy Gaskell

Judy

Louise Dylan

Louise Dylan

Anke

Ashley Mulheron

Trudi

Tiffany Mulheron

Heidi

Emma Clifford

Emma Clifford

Ms Rossi

Travis Oliver

Steve

Susie Amy

Susie Amy

Blonde

John Pierce Jones

Landlord

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