Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend

Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend

Watch This Lonely Bastard Spend His Entire Life Savings on Call Girls in Less Than Two Weeks!

1991•1h 38m•3.3/10

Comedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

3.3/10(7)

A lonely Omaha, Nebraska security guard named Marcus dreams of establishing some human connection, when he isn't watching cable porn in his apartment and obsessing over his weight.

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Production

Scorched Earth Productions

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Andren Scott

Marcus Templeton

Karen Zaczkowski

Sunbather

Jean Wolf

Blind Date

Christy Cass

Call Girl

Sheila Ivy Traister

Sheila Ivy Traister

TV Reporter

Sarah Young

Violent Call Girl

Roland Hartley

Guy in the park

Sherri Burdette

Girl in the park

Karen Burns

TV Dancer

Cindy Radiff

TV Dancer

Rebecca Watson

1-Date 'girl friend'

Becky Van Lewen

Ex-'girl friend'

Stephanie Campana

Call Girl

Colette Feher

Peeping Tom Victim

Karen Pombo

Call Girl

Jim Norton

Jim Norton

Marcus's Dad

Rhonda Boshau

TV Dancer

Jeanette Feher

Sci-Fi Actress with 'Brain'

Monica McFarland

Call Girl

Daina Kienzle

Busty TV Dancer

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