Star Wreck II: The Old Shit

Star Wreck II: The Old Shit

Part of Star Wreck Collection

1994•8m•4.3/10

Science FictionComedyAnimation

Ratings

🎬TMDb

4.3/10(6)

Samuli returns to the crime scene in Star Wreck II: The Old Shit, this time with Rudi Airisto, who joins as a writer and the voice for the Vulgar, Mr. Spook. The second film is a huge improvement over the first in every way. This time the space battles and the bridge were rendered in 3D and more sounds and music were added. The acting was much improves and the crew come across as actual personalities. The film is full of slapstick humor and it actually works very well at times. This time, Pirk's mission is to go to the Fibula sector and destroy all enemies. But before getting to fire a single shot, the crew of the Kickstart must solve some serious problems on their own ship...

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Production

Energia Productions

Language

FI

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Samuli Torssonen

Captain Pirk / Miss Puhura

Rudi Airisto

Mr. Spook / Plingon

Janne Torssonen

Mr. Fukov

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