The Thorn

The Thorn

More than a movie, it's a happening.

1974•1h 33m•8.0/10

Comedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

8.0/10(3)

A series of vignettes involving various Biblical characters, including 'The Divine Mr. J', the Virgin Mary, a lecherous priest, King Herod, among others.

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Production

Magnum Entertainment

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

John Bassberger

Jesus Christ

Bette Midler

Bette Midler

Virgin Mary

John Greenberg

John the Baptist

James Harrison

Joseph

Fred LaBour

The Angel Fred

Craig Reynolds

King Herod

Richard Pollard

Rabbi Gabriel

Diana David

Salome

Jack Castor

Queen

Chi Chi

Queen

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