Tongan Ninja

Tongan Ninja

2002•1h 23m•5.5/10

ActionComedy

Ratings

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5.5/10(10)

The Tongan Ninja is dispatched to the island nation of New Zealand in order to help a brother of his master with his floundering Chinese restaurant. But the mysterious Mister Big stands in the eatery's way as he sends numerous villains such as Knife Man, Gun Man, and the super-sexy Action Fighter who may know a lot about the hero.

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Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

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Cast

Sam Manu

Tongan Ninja (Sione Finau)

Jemaine Clement

Jemaine Clement

Action Fighter (Marvin)

Linda Tseng

Miss Lee

Laura Hill

Laura Hill

Miss Lee (voice)

Raybon Kan

Asian Sidekick

David Fane

David Fane

Herman the Henchman

Victor Rodger

Victor Rodger

Mr. Big

Peter Daube

Peter Daube

Chef Guy

Jed Brophy

Jed Brophy

Bank Manager

Aaron Cubis

Gun Man

Charles Lum

Master Magasaki / Uncle Lee

Taika Waititi

Taika Waititi

Graham (voice)

Brett Ormsby

Chang the Waiter

Bevin Linkhorn

Dwayne

Shimpal Lelisi

Shimpal Lelisi

Mr. Finau

Charley Murphy Samau

Charley Murphy Samau

Young Sione

Narelle Ahrens

Narelle Ahrens

Pink Fairy

Andrew Calder

Ninja

Ben Fransham

Ben Fransham

Ninja

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