Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent.

2014•2h 14m•2.0/10

Science FictionComedyHorrorFantasyAdventure

Ratings

🎬TMDb

2.0/10(3)

A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound

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Production

Tony Watt, Slum Goddess

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Available in Your Library

Cast

Vivita

Sister Funk

Tony Watt

Father Pipecock

John Migliore

John Migliore

Johnny Ghoulash

Kelly Mari

Ariana - Bride of Orlock

Sara Dagoda

Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock

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