Two Old Tars

1913•14m•8.0/10

Comedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

8.0/10(1)

Two old tars, retired from service, live alone in a cottage by the sea. They sail along on an even keel, until a buxom and comely widow projects herself on the scene when one old tar breaks one of their unwritten laws and falls in love with her. The other old fellow objects strenuously.

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Production

Keystone Film Company

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Available in Your Library

Cast

Roscoe Arbuckle

Roscoe Arbuckle

First Old Tar

Nick Cogley

Nick Cogley

Second Old Tar

George Jeske

George Jeske

The Cop

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