Gallino, the Chicken System

Gallino, the Chicken System

The First Pornophilosophical Film in History

2012•1h 24m•6.0/10

FantasyComedyRomanceScience Fiction

Ratings

🎬TMDb

6.0/10(4)

A man named Alucinio drifts on the Antarctic desert amid a winter storm. He has been betrayed -in dreams- by the woman he loves. When he is about to freeze to death is rescued by a poulterer who will introduce him to the secrets of pornophilosophy. Meanwhile, in Boston, the crazy artist Gropius Cantor and his little sect are getting tear the structure of reality. The space begins to twist on itself with unpredictable consequences for the future of the characters and all mankind. A story full of lechery, sarcasm, extravagance, impossible geometries, discovery of existence's hidden sides and a pinch of Magick.

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Production

Fort Knox Audiovisual

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Trailers & Videos

Cast

Octavi Pujades

Octavi Pujades

Alucinio

Manel Solás

The Poulterer

Pablo Puyol

Pablo Puyol

Warren S. Thornton

Rhyanna Lee

Rhyanna Lee

Queen of the Galaxy

Ariella Ferrera

Ariella Ferrera

Queen of the Galaxy

Marta Timón

Marta Timón

Narrator (Voice)

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