Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

1973•1h 28m•5.7/10

Comedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

5.7/10(6)

Two London tailors horse around, wind up robbed, go to Rome and disrupt the Vatican.

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Production

EMI Films

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

John Bluthal

John Bluthal

Manny Cohen

Joe Lynch

Joe Lynch

Patrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly

Yootha Joyce

Yootha Joyce

Mrs. Finch

Wendy King

Rita

Ann Beach

Ann Beach

Bridie

Eddie Byrne

Eddie Byrne

Father Ignatious

Bernard Stone

Nathan

David Nettheim

David Nettheim

Rabbi

Ivor Dean

Bishop Rourke

Bill Maynard

Bill Maynard

Larkin

David Kelly

David Kelly

Murphy

Jerold Wells

Jerold Wells

Tramp

Paddy Joyce

Paddy Joyce

Riley

Vicki Woolf

Vicki Woolf

Maria

Hilary Farr

Hilary Farr

Gina

Steve Plytas

Steve Plytas

Swiss Guard

William F. Sully

Italian Policeman

Peter Denyer

Peter Denyer

Lad

Lindsay Marsh

Hostess

Jill Goldston

Jill Goldston

Passerby (uncredited)

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