The Brand New Testament

God Exists. He Lives in Brussels with his daughter.

2015•1h 54m•6.6/10

ComedyFantasy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

6.6/10(2K)

God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...

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Production

Caviar, Climax Films, VOO, Orange Studio, Bac Cinema, Terra Incognita Films, Après le Déluge, Belga Productions, RTBF, BeTV, BNP Paribas Fortis

Language

FR

Status

Released

Release Date

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Cast

Pili Groyne

Pili Groyne

Ea

Benoît Poelvoorde

Benoît Poelvoorde

God

Yolande Moreau

Yolande Moreau

God's Wife

Catherine Deneuve

Catherine Deneuve

Martine

François Damiens

François Damiens

François

Serge Larivière

Serge Larivière

Marc

Didier De Neck

Didier De Neck

Jean-Claude

Laura Verlinden

Laura Verlinden

Aurélie

Romain Gelin

Romain Gelin

Willy

Marco Lorenzini

Marco Lorenzini

Victor

Johan Heldenbergh

Johan Heldenbergh

The Priest

Anna Tenta

Anna Tenta

Xenia, l'Allemande

David Murgia

David Murgia

Jésus Christ

Gaspard Pauwels

Gaspard Pauwels

Kevin

Bilal Aya

Bilal Aya

Philippe

Johan Leysen

Johan Leysen

Martine's Husband

Dominique Abel

Dominique Abel

Adam

Lola Pauwels

Eve

Sandrine Laroche

Sandrine Laroche

Catherine

Louis Durant

Louis Durant

Marc (9 years old)

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