A Zed & Two Noughts

A Zed & Two Noughts

1985•1h 56m•7.0/10

ComedyDrama

Ratings

🎬TMDb

7.0/10(174)

Identical twin zoologists lose their wives in a car crash caused by a white swan. They become obsessed with the death and decay of animals, and develop a strange and unusual relationship with the driver of the car, a woman who is now an amputee.

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Production

BFI, Artificial Eye, Allarts Enterprises, Film4 Productions, VPRO

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

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Cast

Frances Barber

Frances Barber

Venus de Milo

Joss Ackland

Joss Ackland

Van Hoyten

Brian Deacon

Brian Deacon

Oswald Deuce

Geoffrey Palmer

Geoffrey Palmer

Fallast

Eric Deacon

Eric Deacon

Oliver Deuce

Andréa Ferréol

Andréa Ferréol

Alba Bewick

Jim Davidson

Jim Davidson

Joshua Plate

Wolf Kahler

Wolf Kahler

Felipe Arc-en-Ciel

Ken Campbell

Ken Campbell

Stephen Pipe

Guusje van Tilborgh

Guusje van Tilborgh

Caterina Bolnes

Agnès Brulet

Beta Bewick

David Attenborough

David Attenborough

Himself - Documentary Narrator (voice)

Gerard Thoolen

Gerard Thoolen

Van Meegeren

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