Getting Any?

Getting Any?

What wouldn't you do for sex?

1995•1h 48m•5.7/10

Comedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

5.7/10(83)

While pursuing his dream of having car sex, a goofy middle-aged man makes all the wrong moves and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades.

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Production

Office Kitano, Bandai Visual

Language

JA

Status

Released

Release Date

Trailers & Videos

Cast

Dankan

Dankan

Asao

Moeko Ezawa

Moeko Ezawa

Asao's Wife

Hakuryu

Audition Judge

Hideo Higashikokubaru

Doctor

Akiji Kobayashi

Akiji Kobayashi

Chief of World Defence Force

Guadalcanal Taka

Guadalcanal Taka

Pilot

Tokie Hidari

Tokie Hidari

Asao's Mother

Tetsuya Yuuki

Head Yakuza 1

Yuuji Minakata

Head Yakuza 2

Ren Osugi

Ren Osugi

Head Yakuza 3

Makoto Tsugawa

Man at Bus Stop

Susumu Terajima

Susumu Terajima

Injured Yakuza

Takeshi Kitano

Takeshi Kitano

Scientist

Makoto Ashikawa

Makoto Ashikawa

Scientist's Assistant

Yojin Hino

Yojin Hino

Car Dealership Manager

Masumi Okada

Masumi Okada

Russian Actor

Masahiko Sakata

Masahiko Sakata

Second Actor

Tetsuya Yūki

Tetsuya Yūki

Boss

Kanji Tsuda

Kanji Tsuda

Earth Defense Force Member

Yoneko Matsukane

Yoneko Matsukane

Salaryman's Wife

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