Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

Some sagas just won't die.

Part of Vampires Suck Collection

2010•1h 22m•4.4/10

ComedyFantasy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

4.4/10(1K)

Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

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Production

Road Rebel, Regency Enterprises, 20th Century Fox, Dune Entertainment, 3 in the Box

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Trailers & Videos

Cast

Jenn Proske

Jenn Proske

Becca Crane

Matt Lanter

Matt Lanter

Edward

Chris Riggi

Chris Riggi

Jacob White

Diedrich Bader

Diedrich Bader

Frank Crane

Anneliese Van Der Pol

Anneliese Van Der Pol

Jennifer

Ken Jeong

Ken Jeong

Daro

Arielle Kebbel

Arielle Kebbel

Rachel

Kelsey Ledgin

Kelsey Ledgin

Iris Sullen

Emily Brobst

Emily Brobst

June

Crista Flanagan

Crista Flanagan

Eden

Dave Foley

Dave Foley

Principal Smith

Mike Mayhall

Mike Mayhall

Nicholas

Bradley Dodds

Bradley Dodds

Salvatore

Marcelle Baer

Marcelle Baer

Hot Girl

Jun Hee Lee

Jun Hee Lee

Derric

Krystal Mayo

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Nick Eversman

Nick Eversman

Jeremiah

David DeLuise

David DeLuise

Fisherman Scully

Jeff Witzke

Jeff Witzke

Dr. Carlton

Zane Holtz

Zane Holtz

Alex

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