So You Want a Model Railroad

Part of So You Want... Collection

1955•10m

Comedy

Alice visits Mr. Agony with her latest problem with Joe. They had given Junior a toy railroad for a Christmas present, and Joe had taken it over and become obsessed to the point he has built a railroad empire using all of his time, energy and money. When Alice's mother comes to dinner, Joe even has a rigged-up train serving as the dumb waiter. Mr. Agony helps Alice to solve her problem.

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Production

Warner Bros. Pictures

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

George O'Hanlon

George O'Hanlon

Joe McDoakes

Arthur Q. Bryan

Arthur Q. Bryan

Mr. Agony

Jane Frazee

Jane Frazee

Alice McDoakes (uncredited)

Chuck Hamilton

Chuck Hamilton

Moving Man

Shep Houghton

Shep Houghton

Customer

Rudy Lee

Rudy Lee

Junior

Anne O'Neal

Alice's Mother

Ted Stanhope

Ted Stanhope

Train Store Clerk

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