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The VelociPastor

The VelociPastor

A man of the claw

Part of The Velocipastor Collection

2018•1h 15m•5.3/10
ActionHorrorComedy

Ratings

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5.3/10(245)

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Production

WildEye Releasing, Hollow Tree Productions

Language

EN

Status

Released

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Cast

Gregory James Cohan

Gregory James Cohan

Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

Alyssa Kempinski

Alyssa Kempinski

Carol

Daniel Steere

Daniel Steere

Father Stewart

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Frankie Mermaid

Aurelio Voltaire

Aurelio Voltaire

Altair

Yang Jiechang

Yang Jiechang

Wei Chang

Jesse Turits

Jesse Turits

Sam the White Ninja

Zachary Steere

Zachary Steere

Dinosaur Suit Performer

Claire Hsu

Claire Hsu

Chinese Villager

David Sokol

David Sokol

Ali

Nicholas M. Garofolo

Nicholas M. Garofolo

Hobo

George Schewnzer

George Schewnzer

Doug's Dad

Janice Young

Janice Young

Doug's Mom

Douglas Saint James

Surgeon

Pat Hroncich

Vietnam Soldier 1

Alec Lambert

Alec Lambert

Thug

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