Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ

Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ

1982•1h 22m•6.1/10

Comedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

6.1/10(201)

In antique Rome, a simple pepboy for chars becomes involved in a coup against Cesar. Rahatlocum is a North African Roman colony where Julius Caesar came to spend an expensive holiday. The revolt rumbles among the small people who find a leader in the person of Ben-Hur Marcel.

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Production

Carthago Films, Renn Productions

Language

FR

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Coluche

Coluche

Ben-Hur Marcel / Aminemephet

Michel Serrault

Michel Serrault

Jules César

Jean Yanne

Jean Yanne

Paulus

Françoise Fabian

Françoise Fabian

Laetitia

Michel Auclair

Michel Auclair

Consul Demetrius

Mimi Coutelier

Mimi Coutelier

Cléopâtre

Darry Cowl

Darry Cowl

Faucuius

Paul Préboist

Paul Préboist

Lion keeper

Daniel Emilfork

Daniel Emilfork

Tatouius

André Pousse

André Pousse

Centurion

Michel Constantin

Michel Constantin

Secutor Flavien Magister

Philippe Clay

Philippe Clay

Herald of the arena

José Artur

José Artur

Reginus

Yves Mourousi

Yves Mourousi

News presenter

Léon Zitrone

Léon Zitrone

Presenter of the circus games

Valérie Mairesse

Valérie Mairesse

Prostitute

Jean-Pierre Dravel

Jean-Pierre Dravel

Guardian

Daniel Laloux

Daniel Laloux

Guardian

Paul Mercey

Paul Mercey

Merchant

Moustache

Moustache

Emir

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