The Green Butchers

The Green Butchers

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2003•1h 40m•7.1/10

Comedy

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7.1/10(332)

Svend and Bjarne work for a butcher in a small Danish town. Fed up with their boss' arrogance, they decide to start their own butcher shop. After dismal beginnings, an unfortunate accident happens which coincides with a large order of meat. One hasty decision leads to another and soon the business thrives. In the meantime, Bjarne has to deal with his twin brother who has been in coma for years following a gruesome car accident.

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M&M Productions

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Cast

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Bjarne / Eigil

Mads Mikkelsen

Mads Mikkelsen

Svend

Line Kruse

Line Kruse

Astrid

Nicolas Bro

Nicolas Bro

Hus Hans

Aksel Erhardtsen

Aksel Erhardtsen

Villumsen

Bodil Jørgensen

Bodil Jørgensen

Tina

Ole Thestrup

Ole Thestrup

Holger

Lily Weiding

Lily Weiding

Juhl

Camilla Bendix

Camilla Bendix

Beate

Tomas Villum Jensen

Tomas Villum Jensen

Håndværker

Elsebeth Steentoft

Elsebeth Steentoft

Ingrid Grith

Mikkel Vadsholt

Mikkel Vadsholt

Elektriker

Peter Lambert

Håndværker

Jeppe Kaas

Jeppe Kaas

Musiker

Jakob Cedergren

Jakob Cedergren

Levnedsmiddelkontrollen

Kristian Halken

Kristian Halken

Levnedsmiddelkontrollen

Kjeld Nørgaard

Kjeld Nørgaard

Leif Larsen

Lars Ranthe

Lars Ranthe

Levnedsmiddelkontrollen

Peter Reichhardt

Peter Reichhardt

Levnedsmiddelkontrollen

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