Hardbodies

Hardbodies

If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing.

Part of Hardbodies Collection

1984•1h 28m•4.7/10

Comedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

4.7/10(65)

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

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Production

Chroma III Productions, Columbia Pictures

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Trailers & Videos

Cast

Grant Cramer

Grant Cramer

Scotty

Teal Roberts

Teal Roberts

Kristi

Gary Wood

Hunter

Michael Rapport

Rounder

Sorrells Pickard

Ashby

Roberta Collins

Roberta Collins

Lana

Cindy Silver

Kimberly

Courtney Gains

Courtney Gains

Rag

Kristi Somers

Kristi Somers

Michelle

Crystal Shaw

Candy

Darcy DeMoss

Darcy DeMoss

Dede

Antony Ponzini

Antony Ponzini

Rocco

Marvin Katzoff

Dorky Geek

Kip Waldo

Kip Waldo

Head Geek

Michael Miller

Michael Miller

Landlord

Chuck Hart

Young Geek

Kane Hodder

Kane Hodder

Older Geek

Kit Garfield

Hardbody in Car

Erika Dockery

Hardbody in Car

Karen Kelly

Hardbody on Bike

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