Faces of Schlock

To Avoid Fainting, Just keep repeating... they made it with camcorders...they made it with camcorders...they made it with camcorders

2009•1h 45m•2.0/10

ComedyHorror

Ratings

🎬TMDb

2.0/10(2)

Four tales of terror: "Blood Witch": A twisted Goth girl summons a murderous seventeenth century witch to exact gory revenge on anyone who crosses her path. "Mike Wuz Here": Night shift workers at an old movie theater are terrorized by the ghost of a former employee who committed suicide in the building. "One Foot In The Grave": When a beautiful young dancer loses one of her feet due to malpractice, she uses black magic to bring the severed appendage back to life. "Slay Ride": Left behind by her family on Christmas eve, a teenage delinquent punk chick quickly becomes surrounded by murder and mayhem.

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Production

Midnight Crew Studios, Freak Productions, Gonzoriffic Films, IWC Films

Language

Status

Released

Release Date

Where to Watch

Region US · Lang EN

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Cast

Ruby LaRocca

Trash (segment "Slay Ride")

George Stover

Dr. Schoal (segment "One Foot in the Grave")

Izzie Harlow

Slutpira

Countess Samela

Lucia (segment "Blood Witch")

Josh Lively

Derek (segment "Mike Wuz Here")

Kert Rats

Juan Carlos (segment "Blood Witch")

Gram Parsons

Juan Domingo (segment "Blood Witch")

Monica Puller

Isabella / Blood Witch (segment "Blood Witch")

Cassandra Complex

Juana / Carla (segment "Blood Witch")

Priscilla Lee Press-On

Kelly

Amanda Garcia

Mrs. Kellysworth (segment "Blood Witch")

Floyd Plimpton

Telemarketer (segment "Blood Witch")

D.A. Meadows

Bug Man (segment "Blood Witch")

T.J. Rogers

Mike (segment "Blood Witch")

Zack Boyce

Alex (segment "Blood Witch")

Chris Rhodes

Gene (segment "Mike Wuz Here")

Heather Lucas

Lydia (segment "Mike Wuz Here")

Ashley Goddard

Gretchen (segment "Mike Wuz Here")

Jordan Hess

Greg (segment "Mike Wuz Here")

Steven McElroy

Frank (segment "Mike Wuz Here")

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