Calamari Union

Calamari Union

1985•1h 21m•7.0/10

ComedyDrama

Ratings

🎬TMDb

7.0/10(87)

A group of men all called Frank—except for one named Pekka—have had enough of life in their working-class neighborhood, so they set off for a better existence in the magical seaside district of Eira. But the way is long, and the group face many hurdles including stray dogs and defunct streetlights.

Open in PickFlick

Production

Villealfa Filmproductions

Language

FI

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Timo Eränkö

Frank

Kari Heiskanen

Kari Heiskanen

Frank

Asmo Hurula

Asmo Hurula

Frank

Sakke Järvenpää

Sakke Järvenpää

Frank

Sakari Kuosmanen

Sakari Kuosmanen

Frank Armoton

Dave Lindholm

Man on Beach

Mikko Mattila

Frank

Pate Mustajärvi

Pate Mustajärvi

Frank

Tuomari Nurmio

Tuomari Nurmio

Cabby

Pirkka-Pekka Petelius

Pirkka-Pekka Petelius

Frank

Matti Pellonpää

Matti Pellonpää

Frank

Pertti Sveholm

Pertti Sveholm

Frank

Martti Syrjä

Martti Syrjä

Frank

Pantse Syrjä

Frank

Markku Toikka

Markku Toikka

Pekka

Mato Valtonen

Mato Valtonen

Frank

Puntti Valtonen

Frank

Kari Väänänen

Kari Väänänen

Frank

Erkki Astala

Erkki Astala

Driver

Ida-Lotta Backman

Bank Clerk

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