We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders

We're Not Here to Fuck Spiders

A Found Noir

2020•1h 22m•5.0/10

CrimeThriller

Ratings

🎬TMDb

5.0/10(2)

In early 2018, an email was sent to a select group of journalists and politicians in Australia, containing a link to thousands of hours of secretly filmed footage documenting day to day life in an ice dealer's house in South Sydney. The footage was refined down to this story of the ice dealer, Anton Berger, his girlfriend Effs, whom he keeps imprisoned in the house, his crew, Pincer, Bezza and Ahmed, and the bikers and corrupt cops he deals with.

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Production

Known Associates

Language

EN

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Stephanie King

Stephanie King

Effs

Lindsay Farris

Lindsay Farris

Anton

Max Brown

Jimmy

Anthony Taufa

Anthony Taufa

Pincer

Fayssal Bazzi

Fayssal Bazzi

Ahmed

Stef Smith

Stef Smith

Bezza

Mirrabee Penrith

The Kid

John Cordukes

Godfrey

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