No era penal... era puñal

No era penal... era puñal

2015•1h 22m•5.7/10

Comedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

5.7/10(30)

Rosa Melo seeks to form a women's soccer team to win the women's soccer championship, but her players have no knowledge of soccer. So they decide to use their attributes to win the match.

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Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Alberto Rojas

Alberto Rojas

Próculo

Roberto 'Puck' Miranda

Roberto 'Puck' Miranda

Cipriano

Esmeralda Cervantes

Esmeralda Cervantes

Emma Frodita

Lizeth Alejandra

Sex Machine Team

Ayda Alvarez

Guerreras Team

Marisol Andalón

Guerreras Team

Clio Campos

Sex Machine Team

Arianna Conde

Arianna Conde

Secretary

Darleen Escoto

Guerreras Team

Maribel Fernández

Maribel Fernández

Rosa

Karla Gabrielle

Sex Machine Team

Cinthia Gutierrez

Guerreras Team

Marissa Gómez

La Boa

Karaly Haro

Sex Machine Team

Joanna Maravele

Guerreras Team

Angelica Mendoza

Guerreras Team

Xochitl Núñez

Sex Machine Team

Erika Ramirez

Guerreras Team

Lucero Rojas

Lucero Rojas

Water bearer

Viby Romo

Viby Romo

The Hyena

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