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I Love You, Don't Touch Me!

I Love You, Don't Touch Me!

Just Your Typical Boy-Loves-Girl-Who-Doesn't-Love-Boy-Till-He-Loves-Other-Girl Story

1997•1h 26m•5.3/10
ComedyRomance

Ratings

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5.3/10(6)

When it comes to relationships, the "First Law of the Jungle" prevails: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding a prince! Katie is just your average hopeless romantic searching for the ideal man in the vast no man's land of Los Angeles. When Katie rejects her smitten best friend Ben and instead falls for Richard, a sexy and sophisticated composer, she thinks she's finally found the romance of her life. But Katie is about to discover that "Mr. Perfect" isn't necessarily "Mr. Right," and that, sometimes, a frog is really a prince in disguise!

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Production

Big Hair Productions, Westie Films LLC

Language

FR

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Marla Schaffel

Marla Schaffel

Katie

Mitchell Whitfield

Mitchell Whitfield

Ben

Michael Harris

Michael Harris

Richard Webber

Meredith Scott Lynn

Meredith Scott Lynn

Janet

Jack McGee

Jack McGee

Lou Candela

Darryl Theirse

Darryl Theirse

Jones

Julie Ariola

Julie Ariola

Mom

Nancy Sorel

Nancy Sorel

Elizabeth

Wally Kurth

Wally Kurth

David Barclay

Victor Raider-Wexler

Victor Raider-Wexler

Dad

Sara Van Horn

Sara Van Horn

Analyst

Debbie Munroe

Margo

Tim DeZarn

Tim DeZarn

Vagrant

Janine Venable

Deidre

Michael A. Candela

Audition Man

Ramesh Pandey

Bob Yager

George Saunders

George Saunders

Ted

Jackie Debatin

Jenny

Karen Neil

Nina

Julie Davis

Julie Davis

Lisa

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