What a Mess!
Ratings
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
Production
Mosfilm, Zhanr
Language
RU
Status
Released
Release Date
Trailers & Videos
Cast
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Aleksandr Voroshilo
Kozma
Nonna Mordyukova
Registry Office Worker
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
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