Puppets Who Kill
2002•30m•6.5/10
AnimationComedy
Ratings
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6.5/10(6)
Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004. In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.
Language
EN
Status
Ended
First Aired
October 4, 2002
Last Aired
June 22, 2006
Networks
The Comedy Network
Created By
John Pattison, Steven Westren
Where to Watch
Region US · Lang EN
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Seasons & Episodes
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Season
E1
Pilot
Air date: 2002-10-04
E2
Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
Air date: 2002-10-11
When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.
E3
Cuddles Goes To Jail
Air date: 2002-10-18
Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
E4
Buttons Goes To Court
Air date: 2002-10-25
Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
E5
Bill's Brain
Air date: 2002-10-31
Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
E6
The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
Air date: 2002-11-08
Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
E7
Rocko's Telethon
Air date: 2002-11-15
Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.
E8
Cuddles The Safety Mascot
Air date: 2002-11-22
Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
E9
Dan's Crush
Air date: 2002-11-29
E10
Dan The Greeter
Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
E11
Cuddles Gets Laid
Air date: 2002-12-13
Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
E12
Dan's Umbrella
Air date: 2002-12-20
Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
E13
Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
Air date: 2002-12-27
E14
The Payback
Air date: 2003-01-03
Cast
Dan Redican
Dan Barlow
Bob Martin
Cuddles
Gord Robertson
Bill
James Rankin
Buttons
