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Never the Twain

Never the Twain

1981•30m•6.6/10
Comedy

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6.6/10(9)

Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.

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Language

EN

Status

Ended

First Aired

September 7, 1981

Last Aired

October 9, 1991

Networks

ITV1

Created By

Johnnie Mortimer

Where to Watch
Region US · Lang EN
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Seasons & Episodes
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Season
Families At War
E1
Families At War
Air date: 1981-09-07
The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.
Of Meissen Men
E2
Of Meissen Men
Air date: 1981-09-14
Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.
A Night At The Opera
E3
A Night At The Opera
Air date: 1981-09-21
Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.
A Matched Pair
E4
A Matched Pair
Air date: 1981-09-28
Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to make money from an insurance claim. Simon is arrested when a police officer spots the pistols in his shop window. To encourage Oliver to assist him in getting the charges dropped he agrees to help Oliver get membership at his golf club.
Nothing But The Truth
E5
Nothing But The Truth
Air date: 1981-10-05
Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.
Father Of The Groom
E6
Father Of The Groom
Air date: 1981-10-19
Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn's wedding day arrives.

Cast

Donald Sinden

Donald Sinden

Simon Peel

Windsor Davies

Windsor Davies

Oliver Smallbridge

Zara Nutley

Aunt Eleanor

Honor Blackman

Honor Blackman

Teddy Turner

Teddy Turner

Banks

Derek Deadman

Derek Deadman

Ringo

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