Star Wreck 4½: Weak Performance

Star Wreck 4½: Weak Performance

Part of Star Wreck Collection

2000•19m•6.0/10

Science FictionComedyAction

Ratings

🎬TMDb

6.0/10(1)

Despite its numbering Star Wreck 4½ - Weak Performance was actually made after Star Wreck V, even though most of it is re-used footage from Andy Bones II, made years earlier... Confused? So is the plot, where Captain Pirk plays Andy Bones on the Halludeck while Romuclans attack The Kickstart.

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Production

Energia Productions

Language

FI

Status

Released

Release Date

Available in Your Library

Cast

Samuli Torssonen

Captain Pirk

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