Rare Exports Inc.

Rare Exports Inc.

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Part of Rare Exports Inc. Collection

2003•8m•7.0/10

ComedyAction

Ratings

🎬TMDb

7.0/10(80)

An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.

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Production

Woodpecker Film Oy

Language

FI

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Otso Tarkela

Father Christmas

Tommi Korpela

Tommi Korpela

Marker

Jorma Tommila

Jorma Tommila

Sniper

Tazu Ovaska

Tazu Ovaska

Tracker

Jonathan Hutchings

Jonathan Hutchings

Narrator (voice)

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