The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005

The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005

Misbehavior Will End

Part of Rare Exports Inc. Collection

2005•10m•7.2/10

ActionComedy

Ratings

🎬TMDb

7.2/10(55)

Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.

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Production

Woodpecker Film Oy

Language

FI

Status

Released

Release Date

Cast

Otso Tarkela

Father Christmas

Onni Tommila

Onni Tommila

Boy

Tommi Korpela

Tommi Korpela

Marker

Jorma Tommila

Jorma Tommila

Sniper

Tazu Ovaska

Tazu Ovaska

Tracker

Niko Saarela

Niko Saarela

Harbour Worker

Petri Manninen

Harbour Worker

Kari Miettinen

Harbour Worker

Kimmo Tolvanen

Harbour Worker

Aimo Lehtonen

Father Christmas - in training

Jonathan Hutchings

Jonathan Hutchings

Narrator (voice)

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